The Uffizi Museum of Dysfunction
A curated collection of emotional artifacts.
This museum is organized by exhibits rather than strict chronology. Each room records a
recurring emotional pattern as it appeared—unaltered, uninterpreted, and preserved in situ.
Visitors may begin anywhere.
Currently on view are three exhibits:
The Garden After Dark Where the Avoidant Flora Blooms, documents how avoidant behavior develops quietly within a carefully tended emotional landscape, where charm substitutes for accountability.
The Biscotti Breakthrough considers a minor gesture whose meaning exceeds its scale, exposing how small acts can trigger disproportionate emotional consequences.
House of Nine presents a study in contrast: public composure sustained while private structures deteriorate out of sight.
Additional artifacts appear without notice. Some rooms remain closed for preservation.