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​A satirical memoir curated straight from the emotional ruins of Florence.

Welcome to the official bookshelf of Jurassic Jackass: The Uffizi Museum of Dysfunction — my museum-grade, Florentine-scented, Renaissance-level saga of avoidant chaos, prehistoric romance, and the emotional debris left behind by one very beloved, very fossilized Italian man.

​Read the book that started the museum.

Laugh. Cringe. Identify artifacts from your own ex.
Return to the gift shop emotionally changed.

Choose Where to Buy

🇺🇸 United States

Amazon

Paperback • Hardcover • Kindle
Fastest shipping. Prime-friendly. JJ-proof.

Barnes & Noble

For readers who still believe in bookstores and stable men.

Supports independent bookstores — and your moral superiority.

eBook Editions

Apple Books

For people who prefer their heartbreak curated on an iPhone.

Kobo

Canada, EU, and anyone avoiding Jeff Bezos.

 International Retailers

Waterstones • Blackwell's • FNAC • Mondadori • Libraccio • WHSmith  Available worldwide via IngramSpark 

Because JJ's dysfunction deserved global distribution.

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